Fedoras Stories

For all you Patrick lovers out there

"I bet I'm a better kisser," He grins, his eyes turning a darker shade of green.

A prequel to the cinematic classic "Cool Cat Saves the Kids," Butch's True Backstory is the story of true happiness and heartbreak, diving deep into Butch's psyche and the horrifying truth as to why Daddy Derek has his guiter. (Okay, not really) Critics are raving, "Best Story of the Century" -Barry B Benson "I'm Never Gonna Give This One Up!" -Rick Astley "I can't bee-lieve I didn't find this earlier" -Adam "If this is literature nowadays, it's absolutely beautiful." -John Steinbeck Jr. "EEEEECK IT'S TRASH AN' I LOVE IT" -Danny deVito, director of Matilda "Truly an inspiration for all my future work. Great job!" Rick123, director of 2012: The End of Roblox

'Life is like an abyss. You are at peace in the nothingness that precedes your descent, but when you fall, there is but a harsh darkness. As you look down, it is painfully obvious that there is no end but a tar-black pit that bubbles with staleness and apathy and cold. You scream.' -Is what first-grader Jakarta Illinois writes in his 'All About Me' book that the teacher hands out to the fools in his class. None of them understand his inner pain. No one does.

For crankthatfrank

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just random things about the love of my life Bruno mars!💜💛💜💛

This my sketchbook, dream diary and a place to rant about things that happened in books and fedoras.

These are just some random Skulduggery Pleasant One-shots. I take requests!

I'm just gonna use this for fuck sakes