Retardedness Stories

guess whos back back again

Kitty:uhh how did we get from the USA to the DWMA?...hey that rhymes! Hikari:*somehow does the shinigami chop*SHUT UP! Mai:*gets nervous* Sis I don't think that was necessary...but she does have a point...how did this happen? Kitty:oh yea we do not own soul eater or it's characters

War. War never changes but the men who fight in it, they do change. some go insane from seeing there friend's veins pop like balloons. Other's go mad from the ear shattering noises of constant gun fire. but some change for the better. Take Homeless Robot for example, he is homeless but gets to where a box on his head even when he showers. Another example would be this Dracorax loner Revan who is one of the most skilled combatants I know being able to kill a man in 0.5 seconds after seeing him 5 miles away. Even I have changed from war... but lets get into that later. Hi! I'm GorGuf and I'm going to tell you the story of how these rag tag motherfuckers met up and killed the tyrant lord Carrot Top!

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Hey my lovelies!!! these are some of the songs and poems i've spent time writing over the years, some good some bad but either way i would like to share my dedication and hard work with you all and i hope enjoy them as much as i enjoyed writing them!!!!!! :D

eren and levi go to mcdonalds and all hell breaks loose.

who steal it?

It's time for a war! Who is the better brother?! Turco VS. Infinite (War of the Fat Italians inspired story. No bullshit, I was binge watching WOTFI and decided to do this. XD)