Saggytitties Stories

this was originally a joke book about the dteam, but I decided I don't wanna be a failure lmfao. (joke) I probably won't write nfsw/smut, but I might. (I still gag at th...

This quite clearly is satire

All I'm gonna say is that this is a literal fucking crack-fic and if you read this I'm not paying for ur therapy bill

I made another one I'm sorry

Crappy poems (I totally did not steal the cover)

You and Jacob Sartotius fall in love. You kill his sister. Skeet skeet.

You just moved in with your best for school, the best school, at least you think.

OMFG I LOVE Jacob Sartorius!1!!1! He saved my LIFE!!1!1

"Listen baby girl" he said softly "Wanna come over for Disney Junior and chill"

I'm too lazy to create a name, so have the title of the document I'm writing this on. Anywho, this is yet another Jacob Stegosaurus story. Have fun reading another cring...

their onc was a girl name kristina who love jacob sartorius Red to find out

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