MonsieurBlueSky
"A bird, okay? I heard something on my balcony and when I went out to see what it was, this giant ass pelican dropped the kid and flew away."
Stiles feels frozen again for a moment before a grin forms on his lips and he's clutching the baby to his chest, shaking with laughter. "You're telling me a stork brought you a little werewolf child?"
Derek frowns, folding his arms stubbornly across his chest. "I told you you wouldn't believe me," He grumbles.
"Oh no," Stiles says, trying to catch his breath and talk between spurts of giggles. "I totally believe you. That's just fucking hilarious."