Suckmyass Stories

I fucking hate Kokushibo so much I hate the Tsugikuni twins so much I hate the both them they suck I hate them I hate them I hate them Seeing them makes me enraged why...

i said what i said

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Herton liked a boy named Tim and Herton want to see Tim every single time, there wouldn't be a day where Tim is not in Herton's sight because Herton would always follow...

Samantha is trapped in a love triangle 🤷🏽‍♀️ All 18 💗💞 SMUT CURSING ALCOHOL FIGHTING AND MORE

Poosay wanna get revenge on Cockerony's best friend, Dickenson so he shoves a fruit up her ass.

Literally the title

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Since you wanna be an annoying person mason, here's our convo since im so obsessed with you (: #32 in ugly truth

use these anywhere ig 🤷‍♀️ go crazy man wooooooo all of these are from pinterest so.. erm yez

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THE FUKKERNUT FAMILY GIVES YOU RIZZ CAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIZZ AND CANT PULL A FUCKING NYC STREET RAT no bitches? rizz

Stupid idea from a stupid person, please do not actually take seriously. I sometimes watch ants and other insects do their thing and I find it fascinating. I just wante...

Everyone thought France was the SECOND most obnoxious person (behind America of course) due to his really obnoxious personality. He flirted with a lot of people, always...

Mr. Sev and Mr. Held were both teachers at Walter Johnson Junior High School but they have a big fat secret.....they like each other but there is a school rule that for...

This is by far my worst one yet lol

idk honestly I have too much free time rawr 👹

batman from wish

(Y/n) and Henry Creel have been friends ever since he's moved into his new house, but something weird has been happening ever since they've arrived. Lights flickering, t...