Thedeadmen storie

Valkyrie is going for dinner with her parents, and asks Skulduggery to babysit. He, however goes to a meeting with Ravel, so asks the Dead Men to do it instead. How will they do? Will they survive? Set after The Dying Of the Light Ravel isn't a Traitor Ghastly and Anton are not dead Valkyrie never left for America Alice is about three in this

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Ethereal Luminosity, the mortal teenager who has recently mastered the art of magic and has joined the British Sanctuary, determined to prove her worth there. She was sure there was absolutely nothing which could surprise her anymore, nothing at all. That was until a skull belonging to a Mr Skulduggery Pleasant turned up on her desk one morning. Not quite what she had been expecting. Pairings from new and original characters, lots of Ganith, Skulduggery's story and the Dead Men gang. Set after Maleficent Seven. Enjoy!

100 Incorrect Skulduggery Pleasant Quotes that should have or could have been said during the series. Prepare yourselves. {Some are not my own and may have mild sexual references and some quotes may derive from the Tumblr 'Incorrect SP Quotes' Blog. } But here are a gathering of the best from across the fandom :)

Just a collection of some random stuff I write. There will be some pairings but not loads, examples: Ghanith, Dexkyrie, Valitsa, Tanguine, Valguine and any others I feel like :3. There may be Valduggery, there may not be. Requests are open and welcomed!

School AU for Skulduggery Pleasant inspired by overlord-winter on Tumblr. Seriously, please go check them out. Their headcanons had me laughing for hours. Mostly crack, I have no clue what's going to happen but it will most definitely be chaotic. We'll see. The concept- SP characters at boarding school! No magic or anything, just their chaotic asses. Younger characters join later. For example, Val and Fletcher join in Year 9. Cover- I literally just googled "Roarhaven University" and that came up

Ghastly and Anton in between The War and the end of their lives. (Skulduggery Pleasant fic, Ghastly Bespoke/Anton Shudder, excuse the horrid slang as I'm not Irish)

This is a Skulduggery Pleasant fan fic. This is set after Resurrection (Valkyrie has ran away and has been missing for 5 years but the ending to Resurrection did not happen! I ONLY OWN ONE OF THE CHARACTERS SO FAR, THE MAIN ONES, HOWEVER, BELONG TO THE KING OF WRITING, DEREK LANDY! Darquesse is gone. The world can rest, knowing that it is safe once more. But something is wrong and Skulduggery is the only one who realises it. With no one left to turn to, and only Valkyrie on his side, the pair of detectives set out to destroy this new force, but they don't know anything about it. What will happen when Valkyrie realises her feelings for Skulduggery and Skulduggery enters a hell only his wife can pull him out of. This story will contain Valduggery and Ghanith. (Ghastly hasn't died, i am still in denial.) (Sorry Fletcherie fans and actually i dont know what the people who ship Tanith and Billy - Ray are called, but they will not be featured in this story, i ship Valduggery and Ghanith way too hard. May contain SMUT, not sure yet, I'm just going to see where the story goes to be honest.