❝ Waitress: Hi, would you like a table
Me: No, I came to sit on the floor, floor for 5 please ❞
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This book is full of plenty of (hopefully) hilarious jokes just like th...
❝ Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither ❞
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This book is full of plenty of comebacks just like the one above!
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[WARNING] BOOK CONTAINS SOME COMEBACKS INCL...
❝ "I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge." I mumble to myself, walking sleepily to the fridge ❞
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Beth is an ordinary school girl, with ordinary writing sk...