Whipcream Stories

I used to wish my shoes were Velcro, but now I’m glad they’re not. It turns out that shoelaces can get you into interesting situations…very interesting situations. Jason...

This is super fucking random, enjoy :D

A sad story of what happened to perfect whip cream (AN) I do not take credit for the photo used as the cover. I just took it off the internet and inserted words on it.

My mother always told me not to bring em' home if they can't use my comb. I agreed until I met my white boy.