Blueberry likes Red. He's funny, and kind, and although he's had a rough past, he's a really great guy. Of course, they're different versions of the same person, and they live together, but that doesn't stop Underswap Sans from finding himself infatuated with his friend. Maybe if things were different, Red would feel the same way. But Blueberry deserves somebody better than a fucked up skeleton with mental issues and five tons of emotional baggage. He deserves somebody who is just as kind and selfless as he is, who can make him happy and be there for him no matter what. He deserves somebody who isn't Red. At least, that's what Red believes. (This is a short story)