Bumping Uglies
SouthPawStance
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  • Reads 17,229
  • Votes 2,541
  • Parts 41
  • Time 9h 53m
SouthPawStance
Complete, First published May 07, 2019
Mature
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Satchmo Turner, erstwhile Private Detective, is looking for love. He's also looking for a missing photographer and some direction for his drifting life. Unfortunately, what he excels at finding is trouble, and when a canal boat-load of it hoves into view, Satchmo is going to need all of his wit and tenacity to emerge intact.
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Kisses Are Like Bullets

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