exactly what the title says, just a big fat pile of extremely excruciatingly funny things said by me and my very mentally ill friends. we are the coolest people alive, the only reason people dont like us is cuz they are jealous👍 dont be rude please, we will put together our teenage master brains and come after you (kidding, we are lovely people🤘) my name is lucie btw. these are things i have heard my friends saying and written down because i do that all the time because im weirdly observant and they think im not listening (alot of the time im not, and im off in my own little lalaland in my head) but sometimes i also hyperfocus on the things being said and going on around me so yeh, i thought i might as well put their funny little word sequences to use sorry, i talk alot so uh yeh read on👍