🐧 - "ive got a big plank and im having a wank"
🏁 - "he should be a poet you know. like whats his name. haggis man"
me - "robert burns?"
🏁 - "same thing"
me - "your making me suicidal"
🏁 - "sleep it off"
physics teacher - "...and this is what causes green house gasses, which is obviously bad as it can cause things like 20 degree weather in march"
🏁 - "but that's good"
teacher - "good for us, but not for the planet"
🏁 - "mmm well that sounds like a planet problem"
YOU ARE READING
𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 ⁻ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐʸ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ
Poesiaexactly what the title says, just a big fat pile of extremely excruciatingly funny things said by me and my very mentally ill friends. we are the coolest people alive, the only reason people dont like us is cuz they are jealous👍 dont be rude please...
