George Weasley wants the girl, Flora Hollows wants revenge. Together they concoct a plan to achieve both, unlikely partners. Does revenge truly beat all odds or will love win once again? "I, George Weasley, promise to be the most secretive, mission focused, fake boyfriend you've ever had," "I, Flora Hollows, promise to get us to our goals whilst being the best fake girlfriend ever," *rights go to J.K Rowling asides from my OC and co.