{BOOK 1} When 26-year-old Francine is on the brink of death, she finally finds peace with her fate. But her plans go awry when a well-meaning vampire named Ronald saves her-without her consent. Now, instead of resting in peace, she's navigating the complexities of her new life as a vampire, complete with a moody disposition that clashes with Ronald's high energy. As Francine grapples with her unexpected transformation, she discovers that vampirism isn't just about avoiding sunlight and drinking blood-it's about navigating clan dynamics, uncovering secrets, and dealing with the absurdities of undead life. With twists, Bite Me is a tale of love, identity, and the chaos that comes with living (or un-living) life on your own terms.