Fairy Godmother for Hire

I'm sick of being the fairy godmother to these ungrateful brats. All they do is whine about how their lives are unfair and they want to be pretty and shiny. Well not all of us can be gorgeous, sweetheart. Everyday I go to work and see my new list people I have to interview. I've really stepped up my game since Cinderella. Hello. I'm Briar Rose but everyone knows me as Fairy Godmother or the Fairy Godmother. But here's the thing I'm broke. If you know of anyone who needs a fairy godmother please call me or email me or tweet me or Facebook or anything, please! If I don't get a job quick then I can't buy any wing polish. It will not be a happy day when my wings start looking dull and sad.