How to Mummify a Chicken

essay I wrote in sixth grade. man that year was a gold mine for me. has been spellchecked. is bootyfull. please comment unless you have a mean opinion in which case please leave and never talk to me again. thank you or your consideration please enjoy your new informative booklet. also this should be in an "educational" category but oh whoops there wasn't one so I'll just put it under humour, but like, it's not it's educational.