A Collection of Short Stories

This is a collection of short stories and possible excerpts from other longer stories I could create if I have the time and will power to do so.
Two things should be made clear here, 1) I am not a writer and have not studied or am studying literature in any way therefore what is written in here could be compete crap, that is for you to decide. And 2) I am simply doing this for fun, for somewhat of a creative release. No one could read these stories and I wouldn't mind very much, but it would be nice to know someone out there in this big bad world is gaining an insight into my thoughts. It's nice to know once in a while that someone's listening. Due to this being a terrible intro, I can't imagine many of you will read any further. However if you do, I highly commend you for doing so and I hope you're not too disappointed with my 'brain farts'.