I actually want to be a writer; I'm here because a friend forced me to. Go ahead and enjoy my stuff, I do basically pour my heart out into them. I don't bite anything that isn't on my plate, so as long as you keep your elbows in (and off) my food platter, you'll be good, and feel free to message me, please do follow me, please write sappy one-thousand letter love notes to me in the comments section. Fun.