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You shall not pass! (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°)╯

Name: Generic Wattpadder  
Pronouns: yee/haw  
Gender: jsjsjs  
Sexuality: ogogsexual and civovsexual, still questioning  
Relationship status: Is that some kind of a drink?  
Age: Only alive for 1 month and already written so many stories, I'm so smart! Be nice, I'll cry!  
Zodiac sign: homo sapien  
MBTI type: NI-TE-FI-SE  
Favorite color: Not your eyes  
Race: marathon  

As yee walks into a room, the light bulbs shriek at the sight and explode. Haw glorious raven locks beg to be worshipped by all around haw, because they are simply marvelous. Haw unique simple brown eyes pierce the room fiercely, as yee's a force to be reckoned with, beware! Haw crimson silky pink dry lips beg to be kissed (and your face slapped), as haw royal gown simple pyjamas sweep the ground. The cleaning lady thanks haw every day. It would be a great misfortune to forget to talk in-depth about haw glorious raven locks...

'Cut! You talked about the hair twice!'  
'I know. You see, Wattpadders love reading boring romance stuff, so I thought why not.'  
'Hmm...makes sense. Alright, go on!'

Haw fresh skin, which prays for teeth marks (suicidal, not sexual) disturbs each human's presence, as they have never seen non-plastic skin before".

Fandoms I'm in:  
- Reality  
- Life  
- Truth  

Favorite musical artists:  
Every K-pop group! Like  
- VEI  
- OGT 
- ON  
- ADEI

Hobbies:  
Saving the world by telling you  
- my gender  
- my horoscope  
- my favorite toilet paper texture  

Favorite genres:  
- Your life...correct! Nothing!  

You are free to advertise on my feed! I'm a clean freak! And no, I'm not talking about deleting your advertisements.

That boy you laughed at? It was an alien. It's going back to space to write a bad review about humanity and Earth.

That girl you called slutty? It was a mannequin at a boutique. Haha at yourself.
  That baby you kicked? It's getting aborted. Go find another one.