@PurplePanda3
Oh my literal goodness, you actually read my profile? Wowzers. I'm incapable of expressing how I feel about this. You are sensational and I appreciate you enormously. @sidehewriter is amazing, you're correct. Well, we already have the same taste in people and writing. Allow me, now, to go and read YOUR profile page so I can repay the favour.
PS: You're the first person I've spoken to via internet whose existence I was not previously aware of in the outside world. This is a special moment. I see sparks.
PPS: If I'm going to lose my mind for you, you're going to have to do the same for me. We must, if I may, remove our brains at the same time. It's how the best friendships form. Well, with that disturbing metaphor, I'll take my leave.
PPPS: You'll notice I tend to write a lot when I'm communicating. Sorry if it's a bit much. Some people humour me and write a lot in return. *extremely obvious hint towards desire for a lengthy reply from PurplePanda3*
tl;dr Thanks for the message. Right back atcha, buddy.