A large caterpiller by the name of Micheal was dragging his fat ass over to McDonald's because he really
wanted an extra large big Mac. He hummed to himself as he was crossing the street. He looked both ways 
repeatedly because he had terrible anxiety. He started to crawl as fast as he could across the street, shaking
profusely as his heart palpitated in his chest rapidly. His beady little eyes shook back and forth back and
forth. Out of nowhere, a car started rolling down his lane, slowly at first, but gaining speed each second.
Micheal couldnt believe what he was seeing, and he immediately froze out of shock. The car sped up, faster 
faster as Micheal stood there. The car tried to swerve to the left, but the driver was too indescive and 
swerved back to the right. What a dumbass, everyone on the street witnessing this incident thought to 
themselves (although the same could be said about Micheal ).