I'm a:
Killjoy
Brony
Sky Army Recruit
Demigod
Whovian
Potterhead
Na'vi
Bro
Grammar Nazi
Ghost Hunter
Low-key Wiccan

***SORRY NONE OF MY STORIES HAVE BEEN UPDATED IN A WHILE. I JUST FINISHED A LEVELS SO UNTIL NOW I DIDN'T HAVE ANY TIME TO WRITE!***

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Favourite Movie Quotes -
"I want this mission high and tight; I wanna be home for dinner." - Papa Dragon
"And all those folks who said I was crazy... well they can all just go f**k themselves." -Tara Walton
"Every living thing that crawls, flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes." -Papa Dragon
"Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?" -Cameron Poe
"If there is a Hell, you might want to go there for some R&R." -Papa Dragon
"Whoa. The Furious Five. You're so much bigger than your action figures -- except for you, Mantis. You're about the same." -Po

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