Most likely I'm a gender-fluid, non-binary, pansexual queer.  Multi-lingual, off- hinged, lazy-ass mofo. If you can't understand what I'm saying, don't worry....It's not you, it's me.

Likes: Breaking wind
Dislikes: Blowing smoke

Likes: Picking my nose 
Dislikes: Picking your nose

Likes: Sleeping horizontally 
Dislikes: Sleeping vertically 

Likes: InDoors
Dislikes: Doors

Likes: Daydreaming 
Dislikes: Drooling while daydreaming

Likes: Looking at naked people from the neck up
Dislikes: Looking at naked people from the neck down

Likes: Watching Dramas 
Dislikes: Being in a Drama

Likes: Money
Dislikes: Having No Money

Likes: Animals 
Dislikes: Being treated like an animal

Likes: Laughing like a hyena 
Dislikes: Snorting like a pig

Likes: Being a smartass
Dislikes: Not having an ass

Likes: BL (BoysLove)
Dislikes: BJ (BeetleJuice) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)