About Me!  
Name(s): August or Cow (Kinzy is for IRLs and my poetry only, please.)
Age: 16
Birthday: January 8th

Fun facts: - Billie Eilish is my wife. (She doesn't know it yet.)
- I read other books that aren't on Wattpad. (mainly from Booktok)
- I am a sophomore in high school.
- I am in my schools marching band.
- I play piano, mallet instruments, and i am teaching myself guitar.
- I hope to become a band director in the future.
- I am taken (✿Four years✿)
- i write about gay men in a fictional world. (unserious DNF writings)

Please don't hate on my writing. I am just a teen trying to get through life without people up my ass 24/7. Be respectful in my comments, community posts, and messages.

Something I feel I need to say:
I only really watch the dteam now as they are the only ones who I've realized aren't annoying/unfunny to me anymore. Idk. DTeam will be all i write about unless it's just an additional character in a book.
If you want to add me because you're the same way, please do. I need friends who watch them.

i love you all! drink some water, eat some food, and take your meds. ❤️
  • ~•.°𝓜𝔂 𝓦𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓻°.•~
  • JoinedJune 13, 2021


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TheDNFCow TheDNFCow Feb 21, 2025 08:30AM
Okay, random moment, but I just realized i shared last years Spotify wrapped after using it for about 3 months, so I thought about it, and so here is my Spotify wrapped from 2024Top Artists:1. Bill...
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