🌵 Welcome to the di Rossi hacienda. 🌵

☘️  2x Grand Winner of Wattpad's Open Novella Contest (ONC).
 2019 (English) - "Distantly Falling Stars"
 2021 (German) - "Findet Gretel"

Quadruply featured author. (That's four times for the math impaired. Raise your hand if you're math impaired. 🙋‍♂️)

🎱 ENTJ
🥑 over 40
🦆 multi-lingual
☕ honorary Brit 
☠️ BA in Creative Writing
♻︎ Neo-Pagan & involuntary animist
🌈    ← lost somewhere in that community, too

Not your average anything.

Vonnegut's Rules for Writing:
1. Find a subject you care about.
2. Do not ramble.
3. Keep it simple.
4. Have the guts to cut.
5. Sound like yourself.
6. Say what you mean to say.
7. Pity the readers.

📬 Wyt ti'n siarad Cymraeg? Wel, siarada wrth i fi, te.