grrrrrr i mean d'oh stupid flanders. Stupid STUPID sexy flanders. Go back to england with the englanders. You think youre so cool and holy. You make my rage peepee horny. Stupid sexy flanders slanders pandas pamper prancers neanders flounders home landers new landers old landers old flanders. Left handed? Get branded. Stupid sexy sexY flandered and sanded smooth. You got no moves you sexy old tool. What are you like 60 or 30? God you make my mind so dirty. Bitch you gave me fucking cancer! Now youre my kidswish wish, ol flanders. Homers out here spitting bars!! Then ill.... ill spit in your mouth....

Flanders flanders slender manders strike me dead or give me cancers. Flanders plural? Wheres the other? Or right shes dead so wheres my offer? You dont need her dumb permed hair, just take me, in my underwear. Ill kick you bash you! Hug you pash you. Bruise you, abuse you, hurt you, use you but not for a second would i ever lose you. 
Flanders o flanders. An ode to flanders. YT king of salamanders. As youre a king, i know my place. Under you, dressed only in lace. After our face to face ill rip it off you and take its place.
Mr flanders never misses, especially when shooting the missus. Ned be nimble Ned be quick, get on your knees and suck this dick. Go back to the church and beg for forgiveness cause "friend" you know god would never forgive this *gestures to all of flanders*
Friends? Enemies? Yeah its something else i have our family pictures framed on my shelf. You got no money you got no fame, but i still dont have a private plane. So youre probably wondering what do i know, well my family names still the name of this show. Flanders, youre irrelevant. To me youre and ant but im an elephant. Activate my superpowie. KISS ME FLANDERS, MAKE SOME YAOI.
Hey neighbour, can i borrow some some sugar?
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my deepest gondo, i'm so sorry i haven't updated in almost a year. i was in  mongolia experiencing a tragedy xxx but i am back!!!!!!! and so is THE PIANIST
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