After my multi-dimensional time machine ran out of Moronium in the late 80's, I've been trapped on planet Earth. It's not the worst place I've been but it definitely ain't Zegamaria Five (man the parties were freaking INSANE!). Since being marooned here, I've grown accustomed to human life and even found a profession where I fit right in, IT. I'm pretty sure some of the people I've worked with in IT were from other planets too. Anyway, to keep my memory fresh I decided to start writing stories about the people, places and crazy ass things I saw during my years as an Intergalactic Multidimensional TimeTraversing Park Ranger. Every single story I write is based on actual people, places and events that happened somewhere at some time. It's a big ass universe out there and I'm honored at the opportunity to share my world, with yours. Cheers!



PLEASE review/critique. I'll never get better if I don't know where I'm going wrong. Much appreciated to anyone who takes the time to read and review.