Occasional writer of terrible fiction, when I'm not a critical mass of anxiety and self-loathing. :)
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Stories by Sweaty Dave
Let Them Eat Burgers (Book 1)
Ben's life is a harmony of precision, revolving around the golden moment every morning when he gets to steal...
The Desert Doggers
Times are hard at Dwayne's Dogs, once the premier hot dog stand in the popular tourist destination of Buttmou...