Occasional writer of terrible fiction, when I'm not a critical mass of anxiety and self-loathing. :)
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Stories by Sweaty Dave
Let Them Eat Burgers (Book 1)
Ben's life is a harmony of precision, revolving around the perfect moment each morning when he can steal a gl...
The Desert Doggers
Times are hard at Dwayne's Dogs, once the premier hot dog stand in the popular tourist destination of Buttmou...