Hello! I write stuff.

Are you into a spicy romcom where I'm anxiously worried that the spice is both too spicy or not spicy enough?
Or a series of short stories where Daleks invade other works of fiction?
Or a fantasy story with only one chapter and an anachronistic banjo?

You've come to the right place!
  • JoinedApril 9, 2024


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ConsciousRoyal ConsciousRoyal 20 hours ago
Hell yeah.Just passed 100 reads of ‘Never Say Love’ (some of whom seem to like it)And ‘My Name is William’ is number 1 in the world for books about conferences, and useless information.Bam!
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Never Say Love by ConsciousRoyal
Never Say Love
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Bot Trap!
This is designed to find and trap bots. It has no literary merit. The story is entirely AI generated slop cr...
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Thirteen Things To Do (When You've Run Out of Plot) by ConsciousRoyal
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Nearly 20 years ago someone gave me a list of ideas on what to do when writer's block hits. I don't remember...
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