A Mandalorian In Chaldea? [Completed]

Christmas Special

(y/n): * It's been weird lately I've seen everyone around Chaldea running around like jawas at a crashed ship site. I wonder what's the reason behind them suddenly acting this way*

Cu: Bruh you need to help me! It's Christmas and Medb is chasing we with mistletoe. I can't even finish what I need to finish today because of her. Please help a bruh out

(Y/n): What's in it for me?

Cu: Helping a bruh out

(Y/n): And?

Cu: I sneak you some candy and a I owe you

(Y/n): Not the best payment I've received but not the saddest either

Cu: Hey bruh are you making fun of me

(Y/n): It depends who's view you agree with the most

Cu: You're using my words against me

Medb: Ohhhhhh Cu! Where are you

(Y/n): Make a run for it

Cu: Don't have to tell me twice makes a run for it

(Y/n): A hologram device that makes me look like other people. Man I love technology at least from the galaxy where I'm from I still have yet to see some kind of droid here even a mouse droid would be sufficient activates the device

Medb: Cu there you are. I've been chasing you all day

(Y/n): I was trying to find fish bruh

Medb: Of course you were

(Y/n): What else would I be doing running from you on purpose

Medb: Oh you do care gives him a hug

(Y/n): * What's that smell it's disgusting I can even smell it through my helmet*

Whatever that smell is I'll leave it up to you readers

Medb: Alright let's go to the cafeteria. Stop! You've fallen into my trap card I play mistletoe!

(Y/n): You play yu gi oh what are you a middle schooler

Medb: Hey I'll let you know I heard other people use lines like that in Chaldea

(Y/n): Well they must have gotten into m... (Y/n)s box he has in his room to be acting like that

Medb: Honestly you've been spending more time with rocket man then you have with me. What's so special about him that has you and your teacher giving him so much attention

(Y/n): He has that big pp energy

Medb: How do you know

(Y/n): A bruh knows when a fellow bruh is packing heat

Medb: Are you gay?

(Y/n): No just giving credit were it's disserved

Medb: Alright hey look above you is a mistletoe

(Y/n): Who has a missile toe?

Medb: Don't act stupid you know what you have to do now pucker up lover boy kisses him Why are your lips so cold

(Y/n): * Dam she just stained the visor of my helmet* I was eating a popsicle before

Medb: Ok

(Y/n): *Good this she doesn't have a brain to think with* Alright if that's all I better get going

Medb: grabs his arm Where do you think your going I'm just getting started moves one of his hand on her breast

(Y/n): I have AIDS!