A Mandalorian In Chaldea? [Completed]

Chapter 11: A Alien in London

Previously on A Mandalorian In Chaldea

(Y/n): I'm their pimp

Gudako: Why did you get drunk

(Y/n): It was free and it makes me stop worrying about drowning

(Y/n): Those drag marks say otherwise a chain wrapped around his legs Hmm I may be no Holmes but I do believe they were kidnapped the chain is pulled and he disappears into the brush Clear my internet history!!

Blackbeard: So treasure

Gudako: Yeah I'm sure he's going to be fine

Mashu: I second that

B/G/M/F: Treasure!!!

Gudako: Hey (y/n) we just packed up the treasure

Mashu: Seems like you were just slacking off again

(Y/n): That's no way to speak to a king

G/M: King!

Penthesilea: Yes he is now the king of the amazons which means he is now my husband

(Y/n): sobers up *Oh shoot what happened I don't remember saying I do*

Gudako: In those few minutes you were taken you already got married

Onto the story

(Y/n): I have sand in places where the sun don't shine but the worst part is I smell like a sea food buffet

Cú: I was going to ask if you wanted to go fishing but it already smells like you have

(Y/n): Haha very funny. That damn singularity I swear it was the worst not only was I surrounded by water but I was drunk and found out I got married

Cú: To who?

(Y/n): Don't remember all I know was that she had white hair

All of the servents with white hair walk by them

Cú: Yeah that makes it easier to find out

Achilles: Looks like you back. Was your trip fun

(Y/n): If by fun you mean being full of things most people wouldn't believe then yes it was

Achilles: Uh where did you get those tentacles from

(Y/n): Huh

Cú: Turn around

(Y/n) turns around

Achilles: It's a octopus looks like it's on today's menu get it Cú

(Y/n): Did you get it?

Cú: It's on my face get it off!

Achilles: I'll save you

(Y/n): *My friend's are idiots* I'll be in my room of you need me just make sure to knock

Achilles: Okay. It's refusing to give up!

A trip to the room

(Y/n): I'm taking a shower hopefully the fish smell comes off. What's the difference between shampoo and conditioner? Eh as long as it gets rid of the smell I don't care

??: You dropped the soap

(Y/n): What the f*ck !

??: You have been ordered to take part in the next singularity

(Y/n): Do you people not knock

??: What is a knock?

(Y/n): Just get out of here and tell them I'm on my way