A Mandalorian In Chaldea? [Completed]

Chapter 10: I hate water!

Previously on A Mandalorian In Chaldea

(Y/n): So what are you looking for short, tall, fat, skinny, scrawny, buff, big pp energy?

Cú: They have to be a bruh otherwise they won't fit in with our group

(Y/n): And how do you know if their a bruh

Cú: With this pulls out a book with death crossed over with bruh written on it
The bruh note anyone who's name is written in here is or becomes a bruh

(Y/n): Did you steal that from the library

Cú: No I found it in a locked chest

Cú: Were down a member in our Bruh Brotherhood so your a new member congrats

Achilles: Who was the member and why did they stop

Cú: Lancelot berserker. The reason why is because he won't leave his room now since someone started a swear jar

Achilles: Your story checks out

Cú: Bruh you wouldn't believe it! It was a chick with a dick!

(Y/n): It wasn't no chick with a dick. It's a trap!

Cú: Bruh why didn't you tell me

(Y/n): I already saw you checking out his ass I didn't want to ruin your happiness. So how far did you go until you realized

Cú: Bruh I think that's catnip

(Y/n): Whose nip

Atlanta pounces on him

(Y/n): Not again!

Cú: Keep wrestling her on the floor bruh. I'm making a escape

(Y/n): Help! She's choking me with her tail!

Atlanta: Haha catnip starts rubbing where he had the catnip

(Y/n): I'm scareoused! I also do not give consent! Watch were your touching that not a scratching post!

Emyia: I don't get paid enough for the things that go on here

Tamamo Cat: You get paid? I get headpats

Onto the story

(Y/n): Why did you bring we here!

Gudako: Well you've come with us for the last couple of singularities so I thought why not take him to everyone we do

Mashu: Why are you looking at the sea like that

(Y/n): Some people hate sand but I happen to hate water

Gudako: So that means you never shower or wash your hands. Ewwww!

(Y/n): I only hate water when I have a large possiblity of drowning

Mashu: Why you can't swim

(Y/n): Nope

Gudako: Wait so you can do all these other cool things but you can't swim

(Y/n): Never had to go on a planet with a ocean. So it was never important to learn at the time

Gudako: Wait are those pirates

Pirate: Nice job we escaped captain sellout

Pirate 2: Who becomes the property of a rodent he had no pride. But now we have a new captain and it isn't a guy

(Y/n): Smells like booze

Gudako: Hey can you guys tell is where we are

Pirate: Look there's a wench