Momojirou Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

FLIRTING 101 + Some Drabbles

Jirou: Hey gurl, are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only-

Yaoyorozu: Jirou, I am not from the United States. I was born and raised in Japan. Just like you.

Jirou: UhHHHhHh-

Mina from the other room: JUST KISS ALREADY

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*Jirou approaching Yaoyorozu*

Jirou: Hey Yaomomo!

Yaoyorozu: Hm?

Jirou: Do you like raisins?

Yaoyorozu: No-

Jirou: What about a date?

Yaoyorozu: Wow Jirou..That was smooth

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TIME FOR DRABBLES ~

Jirou: I hate everyone

Kaminari: *Puppy dog eyes*

Jirou: You're not going to change my-

Kaminari: *Points at Yaoyorozu*

Jirou: Fine...Maybe not EVERYONE...

Yaoyorozu: *Looks up from her desk* Hm?

Jirou: NOTHING!

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Au: Momo is petty, Jirou's a crackhead

Midoriya: HEY! SOME DUDE IS GOING ON THE BUNGEE SWING BACKWARDS!

Yaoyorozu: Heh what an idiot

Jirou: I'M GONNA GO ON THE BUNGEE SWING BACKWARDS!

Yaoyorozu: Wait..THAT'S MY IDIOT-

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Yaoyorozu: Here's your Christmas gift, Jirou

Jirou: *Opens gift* The guitar I've been wanting for five years..?

Yaoyorozu: Mhm

Jirou: *Starts Crying*

Yaoyorozu: Oh, Jirou do you not like it?

Jirou: No, No, It's the price tag....

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