Momojirou Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

Subtle? Who's she? (Drabbles)

A/N: IIIIIIIIIIIIII am feeling unispired, so take this crap.
Also, happy pride month y'all!

! Warning !

- Swearing

- Also this is basically just a drabble, sooooo....

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Todoroki: "Hey Yaoyorozu,"

Yaoyorozu: "Yes Todoroki?"

Todoroki: "Have you ever noticed how flustered Jirou gets when you guys are together?"

Yaoyorozu: "Um, no..? I never noticed,"

Todoroki: "Well, she's not exactly..subtle shall I say,"

*The day before*

Jirou: "Hey Yaomomo,"

Yaoyorozu: "Hm?"

Jirou: "I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together,"

Yaoyorozu: "What? We're always together,"

Jirou: "Uh- You know what-? Forget I ever said anything,"

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Jirou: "ARGHHHHHH,"

Yaoyorozu: "Jirou, what's wrong?"

Jirou: "THERE WAS A SPIDER ON THE GROUND AND I LOOKED AWAY FOR A SECOND AND NOW IT'S GONE!"

Yaoyorozu: "*sigh* Jirou, get off the table,"

Jirou: "NO! NOT UNTIL SOMEONE FINDS IT AND KILLS IT!"

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Jirou: "Hey Yaomomo are you *ficks wrist*"

Yaoyorozu: "Um, Jirou I don't know what that means,"

Jirou: "Are you fruity?"

Yaoyorozu: "???"

Jirou: "Are you a friend of Dorothy?"

Yaoyorozu: "I don't know anyone named Dorothy-"

Jirou: "*sigh* Do you listen to girl in red?"

Yaoyorozu: "Who?"

Todoroki : " She's asking if your gay, Yaoyorozu,"

Yaoyorozu: "Ohhhh," 

Jirou: "..."

Yaoyorozu: "Jirou we've been dating for 3 ye-,"

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Kaminari: "I'm not talking!"

Shigaraki: *sharpens knife*

Shigaraki: "I have ways to make people like you talk,"

Kaminari: "I won't work! I'll never tell!"

Shigaraki: *Cuts a piece of cake*

Kaminari: "Oooh! Can I have some?"

Shigaraki: "Cake is for talkers,"

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Jirou: "I like girls. Yaomomo likes girls and she told me she'd be willing to date me if I ever asked, but I'm not sure. Does this mean she's into me?"

Bakugou: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, EARS! IT'S THREE IN THE GODDAMN MORNING!"

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Yaoyorozu: "Todoroki, I need relationship advice,"

Todorki: "Okay,"

Yaoyorozu: "So I have this crush on-"