Momojirou Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

F-You (Fluff)

This photo had nothing to do with the story, I just like it.

FlowershopEmployee!Yaoyorozu
(No Quirks AU, College AU)
BISEXUAL JIROU 

Yaoyorozu POV:

Yaoyorozu didn't particularly enjoy her job, but she didn't really hate it either. She had decent pay, pretty good hours, and most of the time it was pretty quiet. She did have a few interesting characters there and there, but nothing really stuck out to her....until today.

It opened like any other day. Yaoyorozu checked in for her shift, a few people walked in, ordered flowers, then left. Until...

*DING*

"Hello, how may I help yo-," Yaoyorozu was then abruptly cut off. "Hi! Yes, Um. I need to know how to passive-aggressively say 'Fuck you' in flowers please and thank you," The girl sounded slightly out of breath and Yaoyorozu was slightly taken aback by the girl's odd behavior. "I- um, what?" The girl slammed both of her hands on the counter, "My soon-to-be-ex boyfriend has been cheating on me," She explained, "I want to send a break-up note with flowers," Yaoyorozu finally looked at the girls face. 

She had snake bite piercings, a bunch of ear piercings. and she was wearing a hoodie with a band on it that Yaoyorozu didn't recognize. 

"You're- You're Jirou Kyoka, right?" Jirou looked up startled, "Uh, you know me?" Yaoyorozu nodded her head, "Yeah, I'm Yaoyorozu Momo. We're in a lot of the same classes," The girl's eyes flashed with recognition, "Oh, OH YEAH! You're that person who hangs out with, um... What's his name..? Um, Oh! That Todorookie guy, right?" 

Yaoyorozu giggled, "Todoroki, but yeah, that's me," She then shook her head, she needed to focus back on her job. "So, you wanted to say F-you in flowers, correct?" Jirou smiled, "Yup," she said, popping the 'p'. 

She pulled out a book that the owner kept behind the counter and began flipping through it. "So, you're going to want uh, geraniums, foxglove, uh, meadowsweet, yellow carnations, and orange lilies," Jirou raised an eyebrow, "Am I supposed to know what that means, or..?"

Yaoyorozu flushed, "Um, no, uh, yeah, sorry. Um, geraniums mean stupidity, foxglove is insincerity, meadowsweet - uselessness, the carnations, uh, they basically mean you've disappointed me,"

Jirou nodded, "Sounds 'bout right," Yaoyorozu then turned to get the flowers.

When Yaoyorozu returned Jirou was typing something on her phone, "Sorry to keep you waiting," Jirou looked up and put her phone away, "No, you didn't keep me waiting too long," Yaoyorozu handed her the flowers and Jirou handed Yaoyorozu a piece of paper from her bag. "You can open it later," She said with a wink, causing Yaoyorozu to blush. She then spoke up,

"Hey, I don't really know what's going on with your soon-to-be-ex boyfriend, but, um, I can say you seem like a pretty cool person, and uh, I hope you find someone that treats you better,"

Jirou chuckled, "I'll see what I can do," She started to head out, but just as she got to the door she stopped and turned around, "You seem pretty cool too," She then left. 

Yaoyorozu blushed as she opened the piece of paper Jirou gave to her earlier and it read, 

Call Me ;)
XXX-XXX-XXXX
- Kyouka Jirou

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525 Words
Here's an actual fic lol

My motivation has been lacking recently, so I apologize for the slow updates.

Also, before anyone asks me, yes, Jirou has pre-prepared notes in her bag with her number just incased she meets a cute girl/guy.

One more thing, Jirou isn't breaking up with Kaminari, they're not dating, they're best friends. The guy who's cheating on her is just some random guy she's dating, so I can have a story.