[DISCONTINUED] Gravity Falls and Spider-Man {GARBAGE STORY}

Chapter 1: Whats a Gruncle?

I woke up on some kind of concrete lab. In front sat a now broken portal. I sat up, I swear my neck almost broke. I went to feel my neck, it's barely even there! More like a tooth pick holding up a watermelon! My heads gigantic and I can barely find balance. "Woah, wooaahh." I said trying to find balance. I was shorter than before, and my voice was higher. I walked over to the window to see myself. I looked like a 12 year old! I took my mask off and inspected my face. I ONLY HAVE FOUR FINGERS! I screamed at the sight. My eyes balls were like giant tennis balls on a great big football.

I heard a huge clank, and the sound of feet hitting against the cool cement. "Dipper what are you doing down!!!" I looked at a man with gigantic ears, and grey hair. He had a huge nose.

"Where am I?" I said pointing my we shooters at him. "And whose Dipper?"

"What are you going to do kid? Squeak me to death?" I shot a web at his face and pinned him to the ground.

"ANSWER MY QUESTION! WHERE AM I?!?!"

"Gravity Falls, Oregon, USA, planet Earth." He grumbled. "What are you?"

"I'm Spider-Man."

"And I'm Gruncle Stan. Will you please get off of me?" I back flipped onto the ceiling.

"What's a Gruncle?"

"Great Uncle."

"Oh. So can you fix it?"

"Fix what?"

"The portal! I need to get out of this alternate reality."

"This is the reality, you were living in an alternate reality. This is the main world."

"I need to get back do you understand!?!?!"

"What's your real name?"

"What? No. Are you even listening?"

"I know you're real name isn't Spider-Man, so what's your name.

"Peter, but um-"

"Peter you look like my great nephew."

"I DONT CARE!!! Can you help me get home?"

"You broke the PORTAL!!!! This is going to take weeks to fix! As much as I am trying to remain calm, YOU BROKE MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT!!!!"

"And you separated me from my home!"

"Be glad my niece and nephew are not here right now. Or else you would've been in huge trouble. Now come up stairs so you don't have to wear that ridiculous costume." I begin to follow him upstairs as something else flies out of the portal. A Spider-Man stuffed plushie.