[DISCONTINUED] Gravity Falls and Spider-Man {GARBAGE STORY}

Chapter 9: Dead Pool and Cap

"Dead Pool shut up!" I heard Steve shout. I stood up as a smile spread across my face. I ran into the shack, and into Stan's room. In a box sat my suit. I quickly tossed it on, and ran over to the vending machine. With my super strength, I ripped it open and ran down the stairs. When I got to the elevator, I jumped off of it, instead of waiting for it to reach the bottom.

"Guys!" I yelled running up to Wade and Steve.

"Spidey!" Wade gave me a big hug.

"Solider! It's nice to see you!" Steve said patting me on the back.

"What's up with our heads? And our necks? And our hands? I feel so KAWAII!!!" Wade shouted.

"I can barely find balance." Capt. said leaning on his shield.

"Where are we?" Wade asked.

"In Gravity Falls Oregon."

"Like the TV show?" Wade asked.

"You mean that thing on Disney Channel?" Steve asked.

"I would understand Dead Pool watching Disney Channel, but you?" I asked Steve.

"Disney was originally a movie/animation company. Now they make kids shows. I didn't know that at first, but I do enjoy watching Gravity Falls." Steve laughed while putting his shield on his back.

"So it's aTV show?" I asked while scratching the top of my mask.

"We are living on a TV show?" Mabel said walking out of the elevator. "We're living a fictional life made by some WACKJOB!!!" (Alex Hirsch is not a wack job, she was just in the heat of the moment.)

"No.... He's actually pretty smart and he's pretty hot." Deadpool said while clicking his teeth.

"Shut up Wade!" I said shoving him.

"Not to interrupt what's going on here, but how come you know both of our identities, but we don't know who you are?" Wade asked while leaning on his sword thing. Sorry, I'm not good with swords!

"Steve is famous! I found you in a comic book-"

"THE COMIC BOOKS!!! I TOLD YOU ALL I WASN'T CRAZY!!!! EVERYTHING WE KNOW IS A LIE!!!" Wade shouted. "So now I'm gonna find out who you are!" He sang like a valley girl. Wait, WHAT?!?!??

"NO!!!" I shouted while running after him.

"Wade stop!" Steve said running after us.

"What about mmee!!!" Mabel yelled while chasing after us.

Wade bursted through the vending machine while screaming, "ENCHILADAS!!!!" He had both swords in his hands and screamed out "Arr-rr-rr-iba!" Everyone ran out of the shack screaming, except for Wendy and Soos.

"SHAT UP!!!" I said trying to shoot webs at Wade.

"Solider I suggest you slow down." I did a back flip, and began to chase him on the ceiling.

"Woah...." Soos said in amazement.

"Was that Spiderman and Captain America?" Wendy asked while taking her hat off. Dead Pool began to run upstairs, and I began to run after him. We got to the attic, and there sat Dipper and Stan talking about the journal thing him and Mabel talked about earlier. I tackled Dead Pool and began to repetitively slap him.

"Don't!" SLAP "Run!" SLAP "In!" SLAP "The!" SLAP "HOUSE!!!" I webbed his arms and legs down with adhesive webbing and left him there. "Sorry about the mess." Suddenly I couldn't find balance and the world began to get darker.

"Works every time." I heard a familiar voice say before I blacked out.