[DISCONTINUED] Gravity Falls and Spider-Man {GARBAGE STORY}

Chapter 10: I'm sorry if this photo gave you nightmares

That's the green goblin. I'm sorry he looks so hideous. I couldn't have him look attractive, AT ALL!

I woke up on the floor, of the lab downstairs. I heard an evil cackle, so I quickly jumped up and saw the green goblin. "Harry, why are you here?"

"Can't I just visit my worst enemy?" He laughed. "I'm here to make sure, that even in this dimension you don't even stand up against us."

"How are you gonna do that." I said crossing my arms.

"Simple, do you remember the geothermal corpulent blaster?"

"The what?"

"The lard bomb." When Harry and I were in 3rd Grade, Harry's father got worried that the world's children would be too obese, so he created a weapon that we could use to defend ourselves. If you got hit by the 'lard bomb' it would geothermally heat the fat in your body, so that you were beyond obese. The government worried that the weapon could get into the wrong hands, so they shut down the project. Now Harry has that weapon in his possession. "Think fast." It hit me in the back and it burned.

"Ugh." I moaned.

"It won't kick in for a few minutes. I have to our dimension. But don't worry! I have friend watching. BILL!!!" Suddenly a triangular guy popped out of nowhere.

"Thanks for freeing me from the mindscape kid! You just want me to watch puny guy?"

"And to reverse his age by five years."

"Oh yeah! Right! Say goodnight Sριdεγ!!!"