Chapter 12- Inncorrect Quotes

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Prompt: Uh- there really isn't one. This is just something I've wanted to do for a while, so... ye.

Some of these will be from Pinterest, some from Tumbler, some from the discord server, and some I just made up. If its from the discord or socials, then I most definitely mixed up the characters from the original one, and it's possible I might change some wording as well.

Either way, I hope you enjoy! Also, yes I took the photo up top. Its from a few months ago, but I found it in my camera roll so ye.

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Created by me(if these are already a thing then f my bad):

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Shouta: You're hopeless.

Izuku: Mood.

Shouta: You can't say that as a response to everything!

Izuku, fake tears in his eyes: Heart been hurt so many times. Alexa, play Despacito.

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Denki: When life gives you lemons, it's telling you to not be so sour.

Katsuki, lemons in hand: The fuck did you say?

Izuku: He's telling you to stop being a prick.

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*Izuku stands in the middle of the lunchroom on a table, holding Katsuki like he's baby Simba when he is literally about to explode*

Izuku: Tis I, the pomeranian tamer uwu

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Shouta: Alright class, Nezu has decided that, and I quote, "The horny teenagers need to be taught how to be horny safely," and because I'm not dealing with that, Midnight has come to take my place and teach you Sex Ed. Good luck.

Denki, hand raised: We're gay, Sensei.

Shouta:

Shouta: Understandable, have a good day.

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Shouta: Hypothetically, if I came home one day after having bought a hypothetical café and filled it with hypothetical cats, and told you, what would you do?

Hizashi:

Hizashi: Shouta, where have you been for the past three days?

Shouta: I think you know.

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*Everybody is speaking over coms while on patrol*

Izuku: I'm bleeding.

Hizashi: I'LL CALL THE AMBULANCE!

Izuku: No need, It's just a cut.

Shouta:

Nemuri: Maybe start with that next time?

Izuku: It's a very deep cut, though. Bleeding a lot..

Hizashi: I'LL CALL THE AMBULANCE!

Nemuri: As in you need stitches or just gauze?

Izuku: Maybe a mix of both?

Shouta:

Shouta: Stabbed. He got stabbed.

Hizashi: I'LL CALL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE!

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Izuku: Tweet tweet, motherfucker.

Hawks: ...I'm sorry?

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