Unwanted Vigilante One-Shots

Chapter 15- Cat?

PROMPT: Izu turns into a cat. That's it. That's the prompt.

Prompt by me cause for some unknown reason the prompt list you all have given me scares me.

This takes place at a time. It doesn't matter what time but I know there are dorms.

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I'm short.

This is a fact.

But I am not this short.

This is a bit extreme.

And also slightly terrifying because I know what quirk that bitch has and I also know that it's very likely I got hit by it.

I go still as someone picks me up by the back of the neck and- oh. Yup. There's the guy from earlier. Huh. Welp, I'm fucked.

I wasn't even patrolling as Fuyōna. It's mid fucking day; all I wanted was a goddamn sandwich.

But, nooooo.

I gotta chase after some asshat that stole from a store and get turned into a fucking cat instead.

Cause, y'know, life I guess.

Oh wait this bitch is laughing oh hell no-

I ignore the instinct to stay still and grab onto their wrist, claws out, and cut that fucker to hell and back.

This, of course, leads them to let go of me.

Which leads to me falling.

I'm a cat though, so really it's not to big of a problem other then the fact that I LANDED IN A FUCKING PUDDLE AND MY FEET HAVE LITTLE PUFFS OF FUCKING FUR ON THEM!

You know that feeling when you're wearing socks and you step in water? WELL THAT'S WHAT THIS SHIT FEELS LIKE EXCEPT I CAN'T TAKE THE SOCKS OFF BECAUSE IT'S NOT SOCKS IT'S MY FUCKING FEET!

FUCK!

Deep breaths Izuku.

Getting over that horrible feeling, I quickly decide 'fuck this' and make a mad dash out of the alley and towards the school.

Now you may be thinking "But Izuku, don't you need to apprehend them before they hurt someone else?"

Well, to this I say fuck you.

I can track down this prick later. For now, I am a fucking cat and therefore CAN'T DO SHIT!

Now if I was Moon, then I would find some way to make them my bitch, that being said, I, sadly, am not. I don't have the power to make everyone around me my bitch.

A guy can dream though.

Finally arriving at U.A., I jump up as high as I can and flash my key card(which is currently in my mouth because I didn't forget it in the alley have some fucking faith) at the scanner, doing this multiple and looking like a total dumbass before it finally let's me in the stupid ass school.

As a fucking cat.

I am salty as hell and I am going to make this everyone's fucking problem.

"What the hell?"

That is not a voice I have heard before.

Turning around I come face to face with- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

"MOON! MY QUEEN! IT IS I THE DUMBASS THAT FEEDS YOU!"

Oh mah gawd I didn't even think of this I can talk to fucking Moon.

I take back everything I said about being salty this is the best day of my entire damn life.

"...How did you manage this?" She pauses,  "You know what? Nevermind. I don't want to know. Just follow me and don't do anything you would normally do."

"Rude. I fucking feed you."

"Which is exactly why you're turning back. I want my food."

DAMN JUST BREAK MY HEART WHY DON'T YOU!

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"I swear, the situations you manage to get yourself into. You're lucky you were able to get out of that alley in the first place."

"Damn granny kiss-kiss. That hurts."

Koda glances at me before shyly signing what I said(leaving out the curse which is fucking bitchy it's not even that bad of a word) to Granny Kiss-Kiss, aka, Recovery Girl.

To give some context, after Moon broke my heart she brought me over to Koda, who, after figuring out who I was, brought me over to the only reason U.A. doesn't have more lawsuits.

Good news? Somehow, no one else saw us, which means that the squad and the class still don't know about my little... issue.

Bad news? Pretty sure Granny Kiss-Kiss called Shouta so the good news won't be relevant for much longer.

"What the hell?"

Hey that's what Moon said!

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Shouta watches as Izuku starts knocking every single fucking bowl out of the cabinet in the 1-B common-room, standing in a pile of broken plates with a "fuck this they deserve it anyway" look written all over his face.

That's a lie.

No one deserves the pure annoyance of a cat Izuku.

....

More like a cat Izuku and Moon teaming up considering the fact that moon has officially broken every single item in the lounge area.

It's going to be a long twenty-four hours.

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I don't know what I did but I know I did something.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed despite the complete chaos that this is.

I'll probably make another one-shot about just the random shit cat Izuku and Moon got up to. Depending on my motivation level I may do that tonight, who knows.

Speaking of motivation level, I have not updated in a very long time on any of my stories and I'm blaming that. Maybe I'll update more but who knows. Just know that none of my stories are ever discontinued no matter how long it has been since I've updated it!

I would also like to mention that I am no longer going to reply to every single comment. I kept that up for as long as I could, but there are just to many. That being said, I still read most of them. (I'll probably miss a few which is why I say most.)

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed!

Discord is a thing!

Goodbye my fellow anime lovers! <3