Unwanted Vigilante One-Shots

Chapter 6- How and Why!?

Prompt: The moment they realise Izuku is a genius.

Suggested by ShadowReme

This is another scenario that happens in chapter 6, and is cannon the the story!

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Bitch ass motherfuckers!

Alright bitches, welcome to COMPLETE FUCKING CHAOS!

Oh, wait. You guys have no idea what's happening. Let me explain!

Currently, it is two months after I accepted that deal and allowed these assholes to babysit me. Despite the whole schedule thing, every so often they all decide to tag along at once. Tonight is one of those nights.

Something that's probably important to mention is that, since I'm not technically alone anymore, I finally decided to make those communication devices!

Another this is that, because of Nemuri's quirk, I made everyone a mask similar to mine! It doesn't have the voice changer for obvious reasons, but it can still mute your voice from the outside whenever you talk. It's also where the communication devices are located.

Now then, let's continue.

Since we have so many people, we split into pairs. Me and Nemuri both agreed that the two lovebirds should be together, so the pairs are me and the pornstar, and the radiostar and hobo.

Everything was going well. Me and Nemuri were kicking ass, and, from what we could tell, Shouta and Hizashi were doing the same.

But, of course, we had to come upon my least favorite type of situation.

A hostage situation.

Me and Nemuri pause, crouching below one if the many shattered windows to the warehouse we were currently beside. Already having the mute mode of my mask on, I talk freely into the communication disk.

"We need backup. Hostage situation. Come in to the North of that old abandoned warehouse. Keep your presences hidden, and stay low to the ground."

To give you a picture, the warehouse is two stories high, and is a rectangle about the size of a high-middle class house. The entrance is big, barn-like doors to the East, and Nemuri and I are currently to the South. The warehouse has a shitton of windows, though most are shattered or cracked, and the entire thing is a gloomy gray color. The inside is full of old crates, glass shards, and instead of two floors, it's a high ceiling with a bunch of metal support beams at the top.

In short, just imagine a cool-gray warehouse but really shitty.

After a couple seconds we hear a response from Shouta, "Alright we're here. What's the situation? Do we know any of their quirks?"

Having already scanned the area, I speak up.

"The bitch in this situation is Cantila Walashi. Forty-two years of age. His quirk is called 'Shark'. He has gills on the sides of his neck that allow him the breathe underwater, and really fucking sharp teeth. Other then being a fast swimmer his quirk doesn't do much else, and has no more physical attributes. He isn't very good at hand-to-hand, but, as you can see, he has a gun.

Jamtel Hala, the hostage, is seventeen. Her quirk is called 'Illusion'. She can create illusions of people and objects she's seen and can control them. Has no combat training, and doesn't carry weapons.

Jamtel Hami, the mother of the hostage. Forty-six, has the same quirk as her daughter, no combat training or weapons."

I pause to think for a second, ignoring the growing silence and Nemuri looking at me like I've grown another head.

Maybe I have. You never know.

"Hizashi, I wouldn't suggest using your quirk since the building looks like it could fall down at any moment. Shouta, it would be pointless if you did since the only quirks you can erase are the victims. Nemuri, you're free to do whatever, but there would be no point since your sleeping gass is literally pink. Shouta, since you're the best at sneaking, it would be best if you sneak up behind Cantila and knock him out. Use your scarf at the same time to grab his gun. Better safe then sorry. As soon as Shouta knocks the bastard out, Hizashi and Nemuri need to calm the two Jamtel's. I would literally just get in the way, so I'm gonna sit here and make sure no one dies. Sound good?"

After being met with only silence, I ask again, "Sound good?"

Thankfully, that snaps them out of their daze and they all agree.

I watch as Shouta crawls through the window, before stealthily sneaking up behind the bitch. He unanimously uses his scarf to grab the gun while knocking the man out. Almost immediately, Hizashi and Nemuri launch themselves into the building to help the crying victims.

I smile, leaning against the side of the building.

Two more people saved.

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"Do we want to know why you knew everything about them?"

So, apparently, I freaked them out.

I met up with them on a roof after they gave their statements to the policed and that was the first thing Shouta said to me.

Fucking hell.

I shrug and point to my visor, "When I was making it I researched every villain and citizen in the and surrounding cities. I could remember it if I really wanted to, but it seemed easier to just put it all in here. When I look at someone I can pull up everything I found on them. I add to it regularly so I always have everyone in the system."

If I had known this was all I had to do to get then to shut up, I would have done this a lot longer ago.

"WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING GENIUS!?" Thank gods Shouta erased Hizashi's quirk beforehand.

I blink, reading an eyebrow as I look at each of them.

"...Yes? Is this new information to you?"

Considering the fact that that they(mainly Hizashi and Nemuri) asked me questions the rest of the night, I would assume it is.

Alrighty then.

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Original:

So, I skipped doing this in the actual story because I had no idea how to do it.

I was not expecting anyone to ask for a one-shot of it.

(ಥ﹏ಥ) (Though, if im being honest, I'm pretty sure they just said they wanted to see it, and im the one who said I would make the one-shot, so.. f me.)

I hope you liked it anyway!

Goodbye my fellow anime lovers! <3

Added:

Holy shit I did it. The rest of the chapters I needed to transfer Stickynote did for me.

Holy fuck.