Unwanted Vigilante One-Shots

Chapter 3- Run Bitch Run!

Prompt: while on one of their patrols, Shouta has to help Izuku hide from the police while also not being suspicious.

Alright, so nobody has given me any prompts yet, so I'm pulling this shit out of my ass! This is another scenario that happens during chapter 6, and is cannon to the story.

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Fuck.

Fuck!

FUCK!

Alright, y'know what? This is fine!

Everything is fine!

Except, you know, the fact that I might get caught by the police!?

So, basically, me and Shouta were kicking ass(as per usual), when we came upon a drug deal. Nothing new, and honestly? The guys were nothing. All it took was about a minute and they were down.

So what was the problem, you may ask? When we called the police to come pick them up, we didn't realise that there were already two police cars in the area.

So after we made the call, we did not expect to pretty much immediately hear sirens.

Of course  we started panicking(Shouta not visibly, but you could see the underlying panic in his eyes.).

Now, normally, this would be simple. I would simply climb up a fire escape and make my leave onto the rooftops.

Except this alleyway doesn't have fire escapes.

Or a dumpster.

Or anything for that matter! What the hell!?

So, this now leaves running through the back alleys to try to get away.

Personally, I don't have a problem with this! Are the back alleys ten times more dangerous then what we normally do? Suuuuure... But does it get me out of being thrown in jail? Yeeeessss..

Shouta seems to not agree.

"There is no way I'm letting you go through there alone!" He whisper-yells.

Goddamn hobo bitch.

"It isn't like I haven't been through there multiple times before! Why do you think it was so hard to find me before we started to patrol together!? Also, we don't really have a choice!"

"Fuyōna, no-"

"Fuyōna, yes!" I quickly cut off his sentence when the sirens get dangerously close, and dash into the alleys.

I don't go far as I quickly find a dumpster. Climbing on top of it, I just barely hear the shout of a police officer as I topple onto the building.

'Did they surround the alleys? Shit!'

I try to make myself as small as possible as I race along the rooftops. I make sure to blend into the shadows and stay in the areas you wouldn't normally look.

I run along the rooftops until I make it far enough away, and jump back down into the alleys. Sighing, I lean against the wall.

"Whoever is there, come out with your hands up!"

Oh.

Oh fuck.

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Shouta taps his foot impatiently as he tells the officers his report. Thankful that Tsukauchi isn't there, he easily lies about the involvement of Fuyōna. Simply stating they he had shown up, but left before he had the chance to catch him.

The police officers nod and Shouta thanks whatever god is out there that he can finally go look for Fuyōna.

Knowing that he would get on a roof as soon as possible, Shouta simply shoots out his scarf and pulls himself up to the roof he's next to.

He jumps along the rooftops, using his scarf here and there to help him out as he looks for the young vigilante.

He pauses on one of the rooftops when he hears a voice.

"Whoever is there, come out with your hands up!"

'Shit.'

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You know, I'm really starting to wish I had grabbed my other suit. That way, I would have just been able to take off the visor, pull the hood down, and boom! A normal civilian who just-so-happens to be wearing a mask!

But nope! Instead, I look exactly like the police know me to look! Green jumpsuit, utility belt, all that jazz! Fuck!

I stay silent. Hopefully, I can trick them into thinking they're hearing things.

Also, why the fuck is there a police officer all the way out here!? Aren't they supposed to be dealing with the bitches me and Shouta just took down!?

"I know you're there! Come out with your hands up!" Damn. Fuck you too, bitch.

I sigh. There's no getting out of this, is there?

"No need to yell! Save it for the bedroom!" Distract.

"I- what?"

Take the element of surprise, I quickly turn and dash back into the alleys.

I seem to be doing that a lot lately.

"Hey! Get back here!" Oh shit. Is he actually following me!? Hell no!

I hear two pairs of footsteps behind me, and glance back, smirking when I see Shouta runing alongside the officer. Talking to him.

I reach my hand up and turn the volume on my visor up a notch.

"-t's dangerous back here. Chances are, we wont catch him anyway. Go back to the rest of your team. I'll take it from here."

I smirk under my mask and turn the volume down again after hearing the officer agree.

Making a right turn, I slowly come to a halt and turn around. Shouta turns the corner, sighing in relief when he sees my stupid ass.

I smirk, "Congratulations, Shouta! You have successfully flat out lied to a police officers face! On top of that, you got away with it!" He smacks me upside the head, rolling his eyes. "Rude ass bitch!"

"I just saved you from going to jail. Don't give me that attitude."

"He wouldn't have been able to catch me anyway!"

"One of these days, you're going to get caught."

"I'll deal with that when the time comes!"

"Problem Child."

"Hobo Bitch."

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Original-

No idea what I just wrote, but we're gonna go with it!

Goodbye my fellow anime lovers! <3

Added-

I remember writing this. It was interesting.

Anyway, yes, I did copy this one myself. I finally remembered this existed, so hopefully I will stop being a lazy bastard.

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