Love Live!! If Three's A Crowd, Nine's A Multitude!

Chapter 52

Before we get this thing started... I just wanted to say, thank you for 8k reads! Never in my mind did I think so many people would read this story (as let's all admit, it's pretty garbage) but thank you!

"Are you blind?!" Mari yelled from the other side, "This is obviously the girls' bath!"

"It's not! I checked the sign like three times!" I protested.

"Jesus, I knew you were stupid but I didn't know you couldn't read!" Hanamaru sighed.

"No I swear to God it says men's!" I reported.

"Swear to God all you want this is obviously the girls'!" You responded.

I threw on my clothes again and walked to the front desk.

"Hi, how can I help you?" the lady there asked.

"Um, I just wanted to know if the bath leading to the boy's changing area is the boys bath or the girls bath." I told her.

"This inn only has one bath, a mixed bath." 

Thank you universe... I thought as I walked back to the dressing room to tell them what I found out. Before I reached the door I swear I heard someone say, "Your welcome." to me.

"Oi!" I alerted them, "They said it was a mixed bath." 

"EH?!?! PERVERT!" more buckets were thrown in the direction of the changing room. 

"How does that even make sense?!" I said confused. 

"You definitely were thinking of something lewd!" Riko accused.

"Why does that even cross your mind?!" I shook my head.

Kanan answered, "Well number one, you've had a history of barging into a place where a guy shouldn't be." 

I'm pretty sure Hanamaru sink under the water, but I swear I didn't look!

"Number two you're a boy teenager... and I think two is enough." she concluded.

"This conversation is obviously going nowhere." I said grabbing my stuff, "I'll just take a bath when you're done." 

"Don't even think about leaving!" Chika called out.

"Wait," I paused, "You're telling me that being right here makes me a pervert, but when I try to leave I can't?" This was making my head hurt. I'm right in this situation, right?

"What if some other guys come into the bath?" Ruby asked.

They had a point, what's the worst that could happen? Rape.

 "Okay okay okay," I said, "I'll stay just hurry up!" 

"Kay!" they called back.

I still think this is stupid, there's nine of them, they could take on any guy that comes in here-

"Are you going in?" A deep voice asked.

I looked up, "You've got to be kidding me," I muttered. This dude was absolute gigantic. He was maybe six foot eleven, probably close to two hundred fifty pounds. Basically a body builder.

"Uh, well you see there's one problem." I told him as he raised an eyebrow, "There are currently nine high school girls, friends of mine, taking a bath there so..."

He nodded, "Oh I see, well there are some dudes coming in here that are a little smaller than me, but way bigger than you. And they wouldn't ever listen to a guy like you, so I'll stay right here to make sure nothing weird happens okay?"

I nodded, "Thank you." 

The big dude told all of the other dudes what was happening and they all just waited. Honestly I think if this were an anime I would have been beaten up by now. But nope we all just waited until they said they were done.