Love Live!! If Three's A Crowd, Nine's A Multitude!

Chapter 49

"All rise for the honorable judge Kurosawa!" Mari called.

You and I were handcuffed to the couch as the rest of the girls stood up. Dia marched in and sat in a chair. "You may now be seated." she motioned for everyone to sit.

Mari read off of a piece of paper, "Court case 001: The people of the household vs Shizuko and You."

"Wait this is an actual court case?" I blurted. 

"Silence in the court!" Dia yelled. "Ahem, Mr. Shizuko and Ms. You, you have been charged with attempted make out, how do you plead?" 

"Not guilty." we both said.

There was a murmur in the crowd, so these guys are actually role playing as the jury... 

"We now call Ms. Kanan to the stand." she motioned Kanan to sit next to her. 

Mari then proceeded to carry in a heavy book, I think it was our math book. Kanan then laid her hand on it and raised her right hand and said some bull crap like, "I will not lie, I will tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth." 

After her whole speech Dia nodded, "You now have the floor Ms. Kanan." 

The "Jury" which was Chika, Riko, Hanamaru, Yoshiko, and Ruby. 

Kanan then started to walk around the courtroom, "Your honor, as I arrived home from an incredibly tough day at school, I went upstairs to shower, when I heard a noise coming from You's room." 

The jury nodded, eating up all of this garbage. 

"And what did I see?" she questioned, "I saw Shizuko and You, inches away from each other, faces blushing, caught red handed." 

"Objection! She's got it all wrong, what really happened was-" I cut her off.

"ORDER IN THE COURT!" Dia said, "Mr. Shizuko you'll have your chance, Kanan please continue." 

Kanan nodded after getting approval to keep going, "Now you're probably wondering, what evidence do I hold against these two?" she took out her phone, "Before I show this, I'd like to call Mr. Shizuko to the stand."

Mari uncuffed me from the couch, then cuffed me to another chair. 

Kanan then approached me, "Mr. Shizuko this is you is it not?" she asked. There was the picture she took of us. 

"It is." I answered, the crowd gasped, "But it's not what happened!" I protested.

"You see your honor, he admits to his own crime. Now I'd like to call Ms. You to the stand." Kanan concluded.

"Wait! I don't get a say in any of this?" I said enraged.

"You'll get your chance, right now it is still Kanan's floor." Dia stated.

You was then put in the same chair I was in, Kanan then walked over to her. "This is you isn't it?" when You nodded Kanan asked a very interesting question, "Was this forced by him?" 

For the love of God, You I swear if you say "yes" I'm going to stand up, and leave. 

"Well, kind of." she answered.

"What do you mean by kind of?" Kanan raised her eyebrows.

"I mean I didn't really have a say in it," she said calmly, "I was pretty much forced into it." 

I face palmed. See You wasn't wrong, we were both forced to do this cliché and act it out, BUT SHE FORGOT THE FACT THAT WE'RE BEING ACCUSED OF MAKING OUT! 

There was murmuring around the jury as the first years were giving me dirty looks. 

"No no no no!" I cut in, "I refuse for it to go down this way. Can I please say my side of the story?" I begged.