vowed ➼ ziam mayne

epilogue (part one)

fast forward two years 

"goddamnit, zayn. n-not now--" liam gasped as his boyfriend took the entire length of his dick into his mouth. he began sucking and bobbing his head up and down 

"zayn! the doctors--"

"said not to fuck you. i can still give you a blowjob lovely" zayn grinned and began sucking his dick. liam overwhelm by annoyance and pleasure just huffed. zayn looked up from the position between liam's thighs with a smirk. he put a hand on liam's swollen stomach 

"this will not affect the baby in any way, i swear" he said, eyes wide open and earnest. that was the thing about zayn liam loved and hated the most. you just looked into those damn eyes and you're lost

"i'm four months pregnant zayn and i--" liam began but zayn cut him off with a kiss, one hand still on liam's stomach while the other one cupped liam's cheeks, grazing across his cheeks, his jaw line. "shh" zayn said against liam's lips 

"i hate you so fucking much" liam whispered. zayn, who had gotten used to his pregnant boyfriend's outbursts at random times, just laughed as liam yanked him down for a kiss 

. . .

haz: soooo, liam and zayn. how's the baby?

lou: yeah man i cant wait to see the mini ziam 

zee: baby is doing good

leeyum: baby is fine. but the kid jumps on my bladder like it's sum jumping castle 

nialler: that is one hyper kid 

nialler: at least im not hving kids anytime soon 

haz: at least louis hasnt gotten me pregnant just yet 

lou: shut up u sexy fucker i might as well just --

nialler: OKAY. WHILE THIS AMUSING AND ALL. LARRY CAN U STOP?

zee: pls yes 

lou: fine yall are boring 

leeyum: u luv us ;) 

lou: i dont 

[edit from like 3 years later: can we all just pls ignore this whole mpreg situation i srsly don't know what went thru my head when i wrote that the whole concept is just so weird for me now so pls just smile and nod like nothing never happened, ok? mwah.]