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Draco, drunk of his arse and crying: Why is he so pretty?
Pansy, equally drunk and crying: I don't know. Why is she so pretty?
Draco: I don't know.
Draco, simultaneously wiping tears of his face and taking a swig of the firewiskey bottle in his hand: This is stupid.
Pansy, sniffling: Yeah.
Blaise, rolling his eyes in despair and sighing: Ok, put the alcohol down. You both had enough for the night.
Draco and Pansy at the same: Blaise. Why are they so pretty?
Blaise, pulling his drunk friends up and herding them back to their dorms: I don't know. If you sleep then you'll know.
Draco, tearful: Really?
Blaise: Yes.
Pansy: Ok.
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Harry Potter Crack (3)
FanfictionHii! I hope you enjoy! This is the third one in my series of these books, so if you haven't already, please read the other two as well! Enjoy.
