Hermione: Are you afraid of the Christmas tree?
Draco: What? What makes you think that?
Hermione: Any further away from it and you'll become one with the wall.
Draco:
Draco: Fair. Well, the one at home bites, so I've always been paranoid around them.
Hermione: What? Your Christmas tree at home bites? Why would you have such a thing?
Draco: Have you met my family? My extended family in particular?
Draco: It's not a holiday unless there's seasonal suffering.
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Harry Potter Crack (3)
FanfictionHii! I hope you enjoy! This is the third one in my series of these books, so if you haven't already, please read the other two as well! Enjoy.
