Draco: You can call me many things. Dumb isn't one of them.
Blaise: What can I call you?
Draco: Fucking idiot, fat-
Blaise: I thought that was going to be something else coming out of your mouth.
Draco: Fat bitch?
Blaise: No, I thought it would have a 'g' at the end.
Draco: Oh, no. I would never do that! Fatg? What did that even.. OH I GOT IT-
Blaise, too busy laughing at Draco's blonde moment:

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Harry Potter Crack (3)
FanfictionHii! I hope you enjoy! This is the third one in my series of these books, so if you haven't already, please read the other two as well! Enjoy.