James: Why do you love me though, Lils?
Lily: You do know that I married you for your money and status, right?
James:
Remus: Yeah, Lily and I saw to pureblood idiots on our first day of school.
Lily: And we were like, 'This is convenient'.
Remus: And the plan worked.
James and Sirius:
Lily and Remus, high fives:
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Harry Potter Crack (3)
FanfictionHii! I hope you enjoy! This is the third one in my series of these books, so if you haven't already, please read the other two as well! Enjoy.