BOB's POV
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I took a plane from Montana to Detroit, and I'm looking for my first predator.
TROY [insert dramatic last name].
I load my water gun with booty removing acid and grab my bootyernades (booty grenades).
I'm ready to steal my first booty.
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I crawl through the floor 2 window.
I slide through and stumble down on the other side.
I step on a Lego and slip over a football. I fall face first on the edge of a desk. I try to get up yet slip over the same Damned football again. I land on my bootyless booty area and wince in pain.
I need to find a booty to protect my bootyless area.
I get up and grab my armor.
Time to grab myself some booty.
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I jump out from behind the counter and point my gun at him.
"PUT THE BOOTY DOWN. NOW." I roar
He shoots his hands up "B-B-I LOVE MY BOOTY WHY?!"
I placed my finger over the trigger.
"I said..."
"Hand me the booty."
It felt so right. So awesome to finally be getting a booty.
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YOU ARE READING
The breathtaking bootytaker(book 1)
Humor*Gasp* The booty taker came We're all gonna die Ahhhhh *gasp again* We're all dead Aaaaaaaaah Oh wth what's the point of this
